Sunday, May 27, 2007

NEW LYRICS FOR OLD HITS

Here are some old songs, rewritten with lyrics us baby boomers can relate to:

Herman's Hermits...Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker
Bee Gee's...How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?
Bobby Darrin...Splish, Splash, I Was Having A Flash
Ringo Starr...I Get By With A Little Help From Depends
Johnny Nash... I Can't See Clearly Now
Commodores...Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom
Leo Sayer...You Make Me Feel Like Napping
Helen Reddy...I Am Women, Hear Me Snore
Abba...You Are The Denture Queen
Procol Harem...A Whiter Shade Of Hair
Marvin Gaye...I Heard It Through The Grape Nuts
Roberta Flack...The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

This came to me in an e-mail...so I do not know who to credit...sorry.

4 comments:

Rhoda @ Southern Hospitality said...

LOL, Tonya, I can so relate to those! Just catching up from my beach week & wanted to say hi. Love those new shoes you found & how funny about your 113th post. That will probably happen to me too. I need to check & doublecheck, but I've got awhile to go to get there.

Rhoda

Jean said...

SOOOOO funny! Thanks for the diversion. I'm finishing up paper grading and report card grades, and I'm so not in the mood for it. So I keep coming over here to the computer to see if there's anything interesting to read!!

Deedra said...

these are just too funny! Priceless!

Justabeachkat said...

Love 'em!