I AM in shape. Round is a shape .
I've reached the age where just hauling my fat around is considered a workout.
When she signed up for the exercise class, they told her to wear loose clothing. "Who do you think you're kidding?" she said. "If I had any loose clothing, I wouldn't be taking the class!."
It is no accident the STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards.
When dieting remember this: What is on the table eventually becomes what is on the chair.
I wouldn't call myself fat...Let's just say...NUTRITIONAL OVERACHIEVER!
IT"S BAD TO SUPRESS LAUGHTER...IT GOES BACK DOWN AND SPREADS TO YOUR HIPS!
(These delightful quips are from Barbara Johnson's book, Humor Me.)
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I love these! Barbara Johnson must know me so well! (As I sit here, eating salt water taffy that Donna just brought back from Hilton Head!)
Those are hilarious! Some of them I'd read before, but some I hadn't...I especially love #'s 3 and 5...SO true! Thanks for the fun post.
These are funny! I know you're always posting something that's good for a laugh!
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